What is worse than a worm in a cherry?

Half of a worm in half of a cherry.

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What do you get when you cross worms with elephants?

Big holes in your garden

Why couldn't Batman go fishing?

A: Because Robin ate the worms.

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Whats an Italians favourite part of football?

Half time, they get to switch sides again

What do you get when you combine an elephant and a poodle?

A dead poodle, split in half.

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Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.

What does Joan Jett use when her lips are chapped?

Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry balm!