What did Noah do while spending time on the ark ?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms !

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Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time?

MC Escher

Why did the Kremlin sacrifice 8.7 million soldiers during WWII?

They were just Stalin for time.

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Why was the paper man sent to jail?

He was caught rustling.

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The punchlines were too long.

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What do you call it when worms take over the world?

Global Worming.

Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.

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What do you call a super kind man who spends too much time on the beach?

A tangent

Why do stoners spend so much money?

because they're high rollers

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How did Noah get the animals on the ark?

He pokmon!

Why was Noah such a compelling character?

He had a good ark.

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How did Noah get the animals on the ark?

He pokmon!

When Noah was loading the Ark, where did he put the bees?

In the Ark-hives.