What did Noah do while spending time on the ark ?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms !

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Why do some writers have a hard time graphing equations?

because they spend too much time with the x-position

What happened to the Mexican after he took heroin for the third time?

He over 'd

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Why did the rooster get 20 years in prison?

He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.

How do you catch an orange elephant?

I don't know. I've never seen an orange elephant.

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Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.

What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant ?

Very big worm holes in your garden !

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What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

Why does Cuba not have any casinos?

They Havana no money to spend.

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How do you build a boat?

Well Im not sure, but I do Noah guy.

Why didn't Noah let the Tasmanian devil in?

He was not an archdevil.

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Who was Noah's wife?

Joan of Ark

Where did Noah keep his bees?

In the ark hives