What did Noah do while spending time on the ark ?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms !

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Why doesn't anyone ever add Paul Walker on Xbox?

He spends all of his time on the dashboard.

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

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What did the atheist fisherman say when asked about his catch?

There is no cod

Why did the Irish man never get caught drink driving?

Because he never left the pub.

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What did the worm say to the other when he was late home ?

Where in earth have you been !

Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.

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How much did Adidas spend in advertising at the World Cup this year?

At least a brazillion dollars...

How do terrorist surfers spend free time at Guantanamo Bay?

WATERBOARDING!!!

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What did Noah do with all the poop?

Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here:

Where did Noah keep his termites?

In a plastic bag.

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Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.

Where did Noah keep his bees?

In the ark hives