What did Noah do while spending time on the ark ?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms !

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What would you get if Geddy Lee, Neil Peart and Alex Lifeson all died in a plane crash?

Take your time, there's no Rush...

Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time?

MC Escher

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Why are tuna fish so bad a playing Tennis?

They keep getting caught in the net!

How did pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

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Why are all early birds Catholics?

Protestant birds don't really want a Diet of Worms.

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag ?

They can lighten your load !

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Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

Why did the kleptomaniac spend so much time in Bed Bath and Beyond?

He was taking a sheet.

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What did Noah name the carpentry supply store he set up in Little Rock?

Ark-n-Saw.

What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing?

Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.

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Who was Noah's wife?

Joan of Ark

Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.