What do you call a super kind man who spends too much time on the beach?

A tangent

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What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?

A. A power failure.

Why did man invent the shipping cart?

To teach women how to stand on their hind legs.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you call a pig on the Beach?

Bay-Con

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

Where does Ben Carson spend most of his time on Reddit?

r/explainlikeimfive

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

What do you get when you spend all afternoon replying to your anonymous feedback on Corpell Anonymous Box?

Corpell tunnel syndrome

What do you want for your birthday this year?

Vanessa: I want a divorce! Kobe: I wasn't planning on spending that much this year. Here's another ring.

Tangent Jokes More Tangent Jokes

Why is trigonometry so hard to talk about?

You always end up going off onto tangents.

What do you find on a beach?

A tangent.