What do you call a super kind man who spends too much time on the beach?

A tangent

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why doesn't men use make-up or perfume?

Because we're beautiful and smell good!

What three words will emasculate any man?

A: Hold my purse.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why does the man go to the beach when he's hungry?

Because of the sand which is there.

What kind of witch goes to the beach?

A: Sandwitch

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

When is the one time when no doesn't mean no?

When a woman rejects feminism.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

What do you call a pot smoker that spends every night dancing and drinking with his friends?

A Rastapartying

Why are men afraid of the world?

They spend 9 months trying to get out of a woman and the rest of their life trying to get back in.

Tangent Jokes More Tangent Jokes

Why do you always follow your instinct when doing trigonometry?

Beacuse you might have secant thoughts and go off on a tangent

What do you find on a beach?

A tangent.