What do you call a super kind man who spends too much time on the beach?

A tangent

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How can a man go eight days without sleep?

No problem , He sleeps at night.

What did the fish say to the man draining its aquarium?

WATER YOU DOING

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you call a pig on the Beach?

Bay-Con

Why does the man go to the beach when he's hungry?

Because of the sand which is there.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!

Who are the fastest readers of all time?

9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 15 seconds

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

What do you want for your birthday this year?

Vanessa: I want a divorce! Kobe: I wasn't planning on spending that much this year. Here's another ring.

What are we going to spend 10 million dollars on?

asks his wife. "31 black"

Tangent Jokes More Tangent Jokes

Why can't geometry teachers tell good jokes?

They go off on tangents.

Why do you always follow your instinct when doing trigonometry?

Beacuse you might have secant thoughts and go off on a tangent