To teach women how to stand on their hind legs.
He fell on his ash.
Do you sell flip-flips?"
A one night stand with Jesus
He was always out standing.
A: You skip across the flat ones.
Man with a uterus somewhere
Because the spray paint can wasn't invented until 1949.
x-post /r/drunkjokes) So the Irish would never rule the world
Second gear.
Ed. U. Cation!
an utter drag
To teach women to walk on their hind legs.
