Why did man invent the shipping cart?

To teach women how to stand on their hind legs.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man who ate a clock say?

That was time consuming but I still want seconds.

What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What is the only thing standing between me and being rich?

I haven't hit Reddit gold yet.

Why can't bicycles stand up on their own?

Because they're two tired

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What would Caitlyn Jenner need to do if she changed her mind about being a woman?

She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.

What's the best way to get a youthful figure?

ANSWER: Ask a woman her age.

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in the South?

Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!

Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

What should you know before you teach your dog a new trick?

You should know more than your dog.

How did Zarathustra introduce his peanut-based health drink?

I teach you the goober quench!"

Hind Leg Jokes More Hind Leg Jokes

What's a cow no legs?

Ground Beef What's a cow with two left legs Lean Beef What's a cow with two hind legs Sarah Palin

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky