What do you call it when a person acts holy for a night then sins every day after?

A one night stand with Jesus

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person who loved tractors but doesn't any more?

An extractor fan

What do you call a person who is outstanding in their field?

A farmer

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why are double amputees always wrong?

Because they don't have a leg to stand on. Note: I'm a right leg amputee and I made this up myself.

What if Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady?

But we'll never know, because he can't stand up?

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

How does Jesus like his hotwings?

Tinder and Mild.

What did Pontius Pilate say to Jesus?

If you drop that damn Cross again you are out of my Parade.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

How fast can Klingon's run?

About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.

Why did the dad say the joke instead of act it out?

Because it was cheesier said than done.

Sin Jokes More Sin Jokes

Why do white people's feet get so dirty?

They walk on the sins of their ancestors.

Why was the priest afraid of trigonometry?

cos sin