What do you call it when a person acts holy for a night then sins every day after?

A one night stand with Jesus

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person who teaches about Drones?

Dronacharya

What do you call a person who delivers horribly?

A re-postman. Or a re-post person if you feel triggered.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players standing in a circle holding hands?

A dope ring.

What do you call Dana Carvey standing on the back of Dana Carvey?

Turtles all the way down

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What do you think Jesus' favorite gun would be?

A nail gun

Why did Jesus fall on the side of the road?

Because he was crossed.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?

A Warehouse.

Where does Max Planck go for a night out?

To the h-bar

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

Why did the magician always use trap doors during his act?

It was juts a stage he was going through.

How many members of an identifiable group does it take to perform a common task?

A certain number! One to actually perform the task, and the rest to act in a manner stereotypical of the group.

Sin Jokes More Sin Jokes

Why did the bear start playing music when the priest tried to absolve him of his sins?

Because the priest said "Bear, atone" and the bear thought he said "baritone" as in "play the baritone sax now". The bear immediately started wailing away on the sax, rocking back and forth so hard he knocked over all the prayer candles and almost snapped his own spine. All the priest could do was ask the lord for the strength needed to get this bear into heaven.

What's the difference between a sin and a shame?

It's a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to take it out.