What do you call it when a person acts holy for a night then sins every day after?

A one night stand with Jesus

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What's the worst thing to say to a person with depression?

Don't be depressed

Why do you call a person with 3 legs?

Mutated

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Why should you never stand behind Elsa from Frozen?

You never know when she'll Let it Go.

What if Stephen hawking was the real slim shady?

but we would never know because he couldn't stand up

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What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus?

Kanye's not him.

What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

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What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night?

Morgue Attendant

Who satisfies earth the most?

Sun. Because the sun goes down every night.

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What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.

What do you call a Mexican who acts like a white person?

A Juan-a-be

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What did God say to the cheese that sinned?

Gouda Hell.

What is your sin, child?

My husband and I are arguing That's very common. ...about my boyfriend.