What do you get when you cross dancing and an act of god?

Deus Ex Macarena

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the Agnostic cross the road?

We don't have enough evidence to say for sure.

What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

God Jokes More God Jokes

What's the difference between God and a Welder?

God doesn't think he's a Welder.

Why did Jimmy get into a horrific car accident?

He let God take the wheel Edit: He let take the wheel

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

What's wrong honey?

My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*

What do you call it when one musician abuses another?

An act of violins.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Where do snowmen go to dance?

The snowball!

Why do you want to be buried at sea?

Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.