What do you get when you cross dancing and an act of god?

Deus Ex Macarena

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What did they call Jesus after He died on the cross?

Xavier

What do you call a Mexican in Canada?

ACCOMPLISHED. They crossed two borders!

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why did god invent whiskey?

x-post /r/drunkjokes) So the Irish would never rule the world

What did God say when he made the first black guy?

Oops I burned one!

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

What's the difference between a politician and an actor?

One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.

What should PMS be called?

Ovary-acting

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why is George Michaels never gonna dance again?

His EKG ain't got no rythym

What dance did the Rastafarian teach Ash Ketchum?

Dah okey pokey mon.