Why do you want to be buried at sea?

Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Who is the biggest gangster in the sea ?

Al Caprawn !

Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea ?

Jack the kipper !

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why do you want to work in a bank Alan?

Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it sir.

Why do carcinogens want to give us cancer so badly?

Because they're trying asbestos they can.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next

How's the baby?

Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..

Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

Why was Sir Isaac Newton buried at Westminster Abbey?

Because he was dead.

How do you plant dope?

Bury a blonde.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why do you want to be buried at sea?

Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

Why do Native Americans make good strippers?

No matter where they are, they'll always make it rain when they dance.

Grave Jokes More Grave Jokes

How do you know when a white girl recently visited her friends grave?

There's Starbucks next to the headstone.

What's Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's decomposing.