Why was Sir Isaac Newton buried at Westminster Abbey?

Because he was dead.

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Why was the Scotsman buried on the hill?

He died.

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Thanks for the gold!

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What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the dead baby in my microwave?

Isaac Newton died a virgin

Why is there no Asian Isaac Newton?

He sat under the durian tree.