Isaac Newton died a virgin
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.
Because he was dead.
He knew better than to drink and derive.
He sat under the durian tree.
He didn't want to be a hot dog!
A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!
Because you should never drink and derive.
A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.
Where in earth have you been !
How're you gettin' on
In the Conservatory!
because they're still alive.
not enough sand.
Because it takes too long to boil Boston Harbor.
Because all proper tea is theft.
Old habits die hard
The stormtrooper misses every shot, but the red shirt still dies.
I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.
Cancer stole our jobs!"
