How many bodies do you have buried there?

My attempts at small talk.

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Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

Why are politicians buried 6 feet under?

Because deep down, they're good people.

Why was Sir Isaac Newton buried at Westminster Abbey?

Because he was dead.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?

The eyes, cause they di-late.

What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?

The Elf and Saftey Executive.

Attempt Jokes More Attempt Jokes

What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

What did the newly paroled French prisoner name his restaurant?

Attempted Crepe