How many bodies do you have buried there?

My attempts at small talk.

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Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

What do you have when you have a mother in law buried up to her neck in sand?

not enough sand.

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

A: Because you can't bury them in the sky!

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What's the difference between a racist person and a racist skeleton?

They both are insulting, but the skeleton doesn't have any body to share racist jokes with!

Who left these bodies here?

Get them back inside the camp!"

Attempt Jokes More Attempt Jokes

What did the newly paroled French prisoner name his restaurant?

Attempted Crepe

What is "attempted theft" exactly?

I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"