Why are politicians buried 6 feet under?

Because deep down, they're good people.

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Why was Sir Isaac Newton buried at Westminster Abbey?

Because he was dead.

Why are lawyers always buried 15 feet deep?

Because deep down they're good people.

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What did the RAM stick say to the politician?

I'm PC2!

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

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What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

Why are politicians buried 6 feet under?

Because deep down, they're good people.

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Why do bad things happen to good people?

To even out the good things that happen to bad people.

Why are politicians buried 6 feet under?

Because deep down, they're good people.