6 Foot Jokes

What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

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Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

Why are politicians buried 6 feet under?

Because deep down, they're good people.

What has 3 tails 4 trunks and 6 feet ?

An elephant with spare parts !el

What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?

Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

Crossfit Jokes More Crossfit Jokes

How did Jesus get so ripped?

He does crossfit.

What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL

Snot Jokes More Snot Jokes

What did the snot say to the nose?

I gotta run.

What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

Shore Jokes More Shore Jokes

Why be it that land-lubbers are never confident?

For they are always on shore...

What would Jesus do?

is an unfair question. He had superpowers. Your lifeboat is sinking. WWJD Well, he'd get out and walk to shore. See

Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

What do you call a Chinese pilot?

A pilot you racist!

What do you call a black guy who flies a plane?

A PILOT, YOU RACIST!

6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

What's the best thing about an 8 year old in the shower?

You can slick her hair back and make her look 6.

Whats your best "This is so bad that " joke?

For example, "this is so bad TBS just picked it up for 6 episodes."

5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

What gets you a downvote?

Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being

What do you call a group of 5 guys named Curtis that are all wearing matching suits?

A Curtis-y flush

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Which cat won the race?

A: The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

What's your best mattress joke?

Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)