Crossfit Jokes

What's the hardest part about winning crossfit?

Being 5 foot 6

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How did Jesus get so ripped?

He does crossfit.

How did Jesus stay in shape?

Crossfit

What workout routine did Jesus stick to best?

Crossfit

What kind of exercise did Jesus do?

Crossfit

What do you call an exercise group run by Jesus Christ?

Crossfit.

How can you tell if someone does crossfit?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you know if somebody does crossfit?

They are probably in better shape than you.

What's the hardest part about being a Vegan who does Crossfit and owns a Rescue dog?

Deciding which to tell people first.

Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.

What did Jesus do to lose weight?

Crossfit

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What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL

Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion?

CrossFit

Why is Jesus Christ so buff?

Crossfit

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They are both unlike radicals.

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How did Jesus stay in such good shape?

Cross fit.

Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.

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Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

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What's the hardest part of golf for asians?

Driving

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You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

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How do you know if someone is a socialist?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Why am I just so naturally funny?

Because my life is a joke. Dont worry Im not scuicidal

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Why do you keep talking about my weight behind my back?

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How do you make a girl gain weight?

Marry her.

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What's the difference between a skeptic and a conspiracy theorist?

You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

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Why aren't dwarves allowed at nudist camps?

They allways stick their nose in other people's business.

Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.