What kind of exercise did Jesus do?

Crossfit

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What did Michael Fox bring to baby Jesus?

Parkincense.

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey anymore?

He kept on getting nailed into the boards.

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What kind of bread always goes wrong?

A rye

What kind of street to ghosts, goblins and ghouls live on?

A Dead End.

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What kind of exercises do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats

How do you get rid of an obese demon?

You exercise it.

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What's the hardest part about winning crossfit?

Being 5 foot 6

Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion?

CrossFit