Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion?

CrossFit

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Why is Jesus always sad?

Because Jesus Christ (Cries)

What does God do whenever he gets frustrated with Jesus?

He gets out the Bible Belt!

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What did the slaughterhouse foreman say when he found out his best butcher had his heart, lungs and kidneys ripped out in a cutter accident?

That's offal

How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.

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What's the hardest part about being a Vegan who does Crossfit and owns a Rescue dog?

Deciding which to tell people first.

What kind of exercise did Jesus do?

Crossfit

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What's the difference between a cow and the crucifixion?

You can't milk a cow for 2000 years

Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion?

CrossFit