What do you get if you walk under a cow?

A pat on the head.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a persnickety con artist walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a cow?

Cows are real.

What did the cow say in winter?

Oh my god. I'm Friesian!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What Do You Call an Ethiopian with A Piece of Lettuce on His Head?

A Quarter Pounder.

What has two heads and six legs?

Nirvana

Pat Jokes More Pat Jokes

What do you get when you sit under a cow?

A pat on the head.

What's the difference between Here and There?

When you're right the whole room shouts "Here, here!" But when you're wrong one person pats you on the back and says "There, there."