What do you get if you walk under a cow?

A pat on the head.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a group of rabbits walking backward?

A receding hareline.

A termite walks into a bar and says...

'Where is the bar tended?'

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a Cow on the moon?

A Moo - nwalker

What does a cow like to do by a campfire?

Roast Moosmallows!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did the hat say to the coat stand?

You stay here, I'll go on a head.

Why are giraffes' necks so long?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies.

Pat Jokes More Pat Jokes

What do you get when you sit under a cow?

A pat on the head.

How much do you love me?

Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know