What do you get when you sit under a cow?

A pat on the head.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.

What did the cat say to the banana?

Banana. .. What did the cow say to the banana Banana. .. What did the goat say to the banana Baaah- nothing. Goats can't talk.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?

Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

What do you call Christopher Walken when he is sitting?

Christopher Sitten

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What has long ears four legs and is worn on your head?

An Easter bunnet!

What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head ?

Sister Matic !

Pat Jokes More Pat Jokes

What do you call an epileptic giving someone a pat-down?

A search and SEIZURE

Why is owning a Prius difficult?

It's hard to drive when you're patting yourself on the back all the time.