What do you get when you sit under a cow?

A pat on the head.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow with five legs?

Rare.

Why do cows from the south make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.

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What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone?

He grew up to be a bellhop!

What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio's face?

Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie...

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

When is a Pixie not a Pixie?

When its head is up a Fairy's skirt, then it's a goblin.

Why so?

The light bulb replies, "I'm a light headed!"

Pat Jokes More Pat Jokes

What do you get when you sit under a cow?

A pat on the head.

How much do you love me?

Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know