What do you get when you sit under a cow?

A pat on the head.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why are cows so famous?

Because they're out-standing in their field.

Why do cows like being told jokes ?

Because they like being amoosed !

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What does an arctic wildlife photographer get from sitting around too long?

Polaroids.

What do you calll a woman that people sit on ?

Cher !

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a man with a shovel on his head?

Dug

What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

Pat Jokes More Pat Jokes

How much do you love me?

Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know

Who do you pat with encouragement when they fail to work?

A Remote control