How many psychiatrist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes a really long time, and the lightbulb has to want to change...

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many people from rio does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here.

How many lead guitarists does it take to change lightbulb?

One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.

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How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.

How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

Psychiatrist Jokes More Psychiatrist Jokes

Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom?

Because the 'p' is silent.

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

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What's the longest time in which you haven't consumed alcohol?

My record is 21 years.

What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu?

a flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.