How many psychiatrist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes a really long time, and the lightbulb has to want to change...

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many PETA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't change anything.

How many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with Parmesan.

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How many Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes 5 episodes.

How many students does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.

Psychiatrist Jokes More Psychiatrist Jokes

How does a psychiatrist like his sausages?

Freud

What's the difference between a psychiatrist and his patients at the mental hospital?

The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.

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What did the blind man say to his estranged friend?

Long time, no see."

What type of truck takes a very long time to reach its destination?

A log n truck.