The guy who has a new Mercedes is rich. The guy who has an old Mercedes has been rich for a longer time.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Getting out of bed. You never feel like it making hard to get up and you usually take a long time to.
My record is 21 years.
Long time no sea.
a flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.
Just one, but it takes a really long time, and the lightbulb has to want to change...
Because he was fighting the Klingons.
Palmela Handerson
Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.
Long time, no see."
Couple's Daily Question Mug
It's been thirt- (wife shaking head) teenish twenty- (still shaking) for a long time.
Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.
because it said "CONCENTRATE"
A log n truck.
Long time no see.
CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird
Because he could only make 14 point turns.
Long time, no sea.
I dunno but we've had him a long time.
Slow clap.
Two days seems like a long time.
Nothing because I'm a good parent.
His Thug Wife.
Snout about!
X marks the pot, matey."
She goes to the bathroom.
Sat down !
The Grudge at a rave.
Because Red Blue Green.
Pizza because it can be slipped under the door.
There once was a fellow McSweeny Who spilled some gin on his weenie Just to be couth He added vermouth Then slipped his girlfriend a martini
They use boo-eys.
Because it can't be used until it's broken!
Dino what you're thinking."
Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit , thought i'd share it :P
