What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?

Snout about!

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What's the difference between iron-man and iron woman?

one is a superhero and the other is a command.

What does a clever sentry on guard duty say when he wakes up to see his commanding officer standing over him?

Amen

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You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.

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How do you ask for a cigarette in spain?

Tapas a snout!

What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?

Snout about!