What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?

Snout about!

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Command Jokes More Command Jokes

How is working in I.T. like being a wizard?

You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.

What's the difference between Iron Man And Iron Woman?

Iron Man is a superhero, Iron Woman is a command.

Sail Jokes More Sail Jokes

What did the pirate say as he was sailing through Jamaica?

X marks the pot, matey."

When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat?

When there's a sail on it.

Aardvark Jokes More Aardvark Jokes

What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote?

One has a long smeller the other a loud yeller!

What did the aardvark say to Noah?

What do you mean you only brought two ants!

Snout Jokes More Snout Jokes

What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?

Snout about!

How do you ask for a cigarette in spain?

Tapas a snout!