When is the best time to sail?

Schooner than later.

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When is the best time to go shopping?

When the stores are open.

When's the best time to procrastinate?

Later.

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What did the pirate say as he was sailing through Jamaica?

X marks the pot, matey."

How long does it take to sail from Dorne to Mereen?

It Varys.