What is the cheapest part of a boat?

The part with the sail in it.

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When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat?

When there's a sail on it.

Why do scuba divers always jump backwards off the boat?

If they jumped forwards, they would still be on the boat! Sorry.

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What does the aardvark take sailing?

An aard ark!

I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...

The sails are going through the roof.

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What is the cheapest part of a boat?

The part with the sail in it.

What does a bird say when he enters Nofrills?

Cheap, Cheap, Cheap..."