Who drowns?

The boat.

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire?

Drowns.

How do you keep a black person from drowning?

You don't

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What did George Washington say to his men just before they got in the boat?

Men, get in the boat!"

What do you call the first Afghan off the boat?

Amhere. What do you call the second Afghan off the boat? Amhere Azwel. What do you call the third Afghan off the boat? Amhere Azwell Azhim. :)