Who drowns?

The boat.

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Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

How do you drown a blonde in a submarine?

A: Knock on the door.

What do you call the man with a lisp who drowned?

A philosopher. Cuz he's a deep thinker.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat?

When there's a sail on it.

What does a pirate do for entertainment?

Whatever floats his boat.