What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?

Matt

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt

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What do you call a kid with one arm and three legs?

Unfortunate.

How much does a red lightsaber cost?

An arm and a leg edit: slightly improved punchline

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What has no eyes and four legs?

No idea.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake?

Bob

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How often do you guys close your internet tabs?

One of mine is from the Kerry/Edwards campaign.

Why did the IT guy want to be an astronaut?

So he can find router space.