What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?

Matt

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt

What are your best 'no arm, no legs' jokes?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on his porch Matt.

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Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

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Why was the rabbit hopping in circles?

Because I shot its leg off.

What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs?

Two pirates

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How are men like television commercials?

A. You can't believe a word either one of them says and they both last about 30 seconds.

What did one fly say to the other?

your man is down'