What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?

Matt

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

Names!

What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

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What has four legs and goes "Oom! Oom!"?

A cow walking backwards!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob

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What do you call a man that states the obvious?

A man that states the obvious

Why is it easier for women to shave "downstairs" than men?

They don't have to go through as many obsticles.