What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?

Matt

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?

Matt

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Why did Joey fall of the swing?

Because he doesn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Joey.

What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann

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How do I feel about your goatee?

I shave every part of my legs except the knees, how do you feel about that

What do you call a ginger bread man wit one leg?

A. Limp biskit

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What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

What did the man say when he walked into a milk bar?

Can I grab some milk *Bah dum tsss*