What's the difference between my girlfriend and a cow?

Cows are real.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Colin Kaepernick and a martyr?

One stood for something

What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

What's the difference between a cow and The Bible?

You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

Which of my girlfriends do you think is the prettiest?

What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "

What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?

He wipes