What's the difference between a cow and The Bible?

You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my ex-girlfriend?

There isn't one...

What's the difference between George Zimmerman and Trayvon Martin?

Zimmerman can dodge a bullet.

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Why kind of motorcycles do cows ride?

Mooooootorcycles!

What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?

A lawn moo-er.

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Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?

I say: why buy an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

Why is milk so fast?

Because it's pasteurized before you see it!

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When is the Bible accurate?

When it's thrown from a short distance.

Which part of the Bible won't you find a black man?

The Book of Job.

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How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

What's the difference between a cow and The Bible?

You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years.