What's the difference between a cow and The Bible?

You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a Gynecologist and a Urologist ?

The smell of their fingers.

Whats the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the south?

Nothing, because either way, someone is losing their trailer.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you get from pampering your cow?

Spoiled milk.

What do you call martial arts for cows?

Mooey Thai.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why is milk the fastest liquid on the planet?

It's pasteurised before you can see it!

Why is milk so fast?

Because it's pasteurized before you see it!

Bible Jokes More Bible Jokes

What's the first sign of football in the bible?

Jesus going up for the cross!

What do you call a short priest reaching for his bible that's on the top shelf?

Christina Ricci.

2000 Year Jokes More 2000 Year Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and the crucifixion?

You can't milk a cow for 2000 years

What's the difference between a cow and The Bible?

You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years.