What's the difference between a cow and The Bible?

You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus?

A virus does something.

What's the difference between jelly and jam?

Nobody would name their band Pearl Jelly.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What kind of marijuana do cows smoke?

moo-dicinal

What do you get if you cross history and a cow?

A moo-suem.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why is milk so fast?

Because it's pasteurized before you see it!

What do you milk you can't see?

Pasteurized milk.

Bible Jokes More Bible Jokes

What is Bill and Ted's favorite book of the bible?

Duderonomy! They also like Leviticus.

What Bible verse keeps every student going?

Lunch 11:35.

2000 Year Jokes More 2000 Year Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and The Bible?

You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years.

What's the difference between America and Yoghurt?

If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture.