Jesus going up for the cross!
An empty playground
A polar bear.
Nailed it
She heard about his second coming
You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years.
The Bible
Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!
Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "don't walk".
Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"
