What's the first sign of football in the bible?

Jesus going up for the cross!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when a mountain climber crosses a mosquito?

You can't cross a scalar and a vector.

What do you get when you cross my mom with my dad?

I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?

You only need a nail to hang a painting.

What did the Romans say to each other after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it!"

Bible Jokes More Bible Jokes

What is Bill and Ted's favorite book of the bible?

Duderonomy! They also like Leviticus.

How much would you say you read the Bible?

Well, I don't read it religiously." Bud-dum tss, I hate myself.

Football Jokes More Football Jokes

How do you know if someone doesn't like Football and isn't going to watch the Super Bowl?

They'll tell you

What did the football say to the football player?

A: I get a kick out of you.

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What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!"

Why does that sign say Grand Canyon?

Are you sure this is the right way Lemming: Just trust me, ok