What's the first sign of football in the bible?

Jesus going up for the cross!

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What do you get when you cross an orchard with a concentration camp?

apple juice

What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit?

A honey bunny.

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What is Jesus's least favorite gun?

A nail gun.

What is black Jesus' favorite fruit?

Wine-er-melon

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What is the most successful spinoff ever made?

The Bible

How do you keep an idiot busy for 3500 years?

Give them a bible

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Why is football the single best sport?

Because americans don't play it.

Why doesnt Nickelback play football?

Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.

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What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!"

How many controlled oposition does it take to change a light bulb?

None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.