What do you get when a mountain climber crosses a mosquito?

You can't cross a scalar and a vector.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Where did Christ get his ripped abs?

Cross fit

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?

The Nobel Prize in Genetics.

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

Why are mosquitoes annoying?

Because they get under your skin.

What do you call a crazy guy in a room full of mosquitoes?

A bit neurotic.

Mountain Climber Jokes More Mountain Climber Jokes

What did the mountain climber name his horse?

Everest. Any time he is bored I see him Mount Everest.

What do you get when you cross a mountain-climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a scaler with a vector.

Vector Jokes More Vector Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

Scalar Jokes More Scalar Jokes

What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.