What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?

The Nobel Prize in Genetics.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the free-range chicken cross the road?

Because he could.

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

What do you call a group of elephants?

A pack o'derms

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helefino.

What do you call an elephant that looks like a rhino?

Elephino.

Nobel Prize Jokes More Nobel Prize Jokes

How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize?

It was out standing in its field!

Why did Alexander Graham Bell never receive a nobel prize?

Because it's a "no bell" prize.