How do farmers count their cattle?

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What kind of jokes do farmers tell?

CORNY JOKES!!!

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!

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What's the difference between a 100 year old and a 4 year old?

What base you're counting in.

What's a Michigander?

A: An Ohioan who can read. Q: What's an Ohioan? A: A Kentuckian who can count. Q: What's a Kentuckian? A: A West Virginian with a branching family tree. Q: And who the hell are you to be making all these rude judgments? A: Trauma counselor for tour guides.

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Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Why Did The Cows Go To Graze In The Marijuana Fields?

It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back...