How do farmers count their cattle?

With a culator

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How did the farmer find his daughter?

He Tractor.

How did the farmer find his girlfriend?

He tractor!

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How do you count a herd of cattle?

How do you count a herd of cattle? Q: How do you count a herd of cattle? A: With a cowculator.

What is WRONG with you?

Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything

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What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field