Whats the difference between a USB and the USA?

One has standards.

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What's the difference between a doctor and God?

God doesn't walk around thinking he's a doctor.

What's the difference between a redneck, and a SJW?

A redneck's trigger actually does something

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Whats a Mexicans Favorite sport?

Cross-Crountry

Whats a joke so bad its funny?

I just want some really hillarious jokes, preferably long ones

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What do you call a bee that lives in America?

A USB.

What's the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard

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What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?

A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!

What goes after USA?

USB.

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Why did the banjo player get into heaven?

The devil has standards.

Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.