Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.

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What do you use to find Greek restaurants?

A gyroscope.

Why do you never find elephants hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it.

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Why did the baseball player fail at the math test?

He used base 3.

What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?

He stank to the bottom of the pool!

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Why did the banjo player get into heaven?

The devil has standards.

Why should apiarists determine standards of beauty?

Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.

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What did the sardine call the submarine ?

A can of people !

How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door.

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What do you call a day when all jokes on this sub are re-posts?

EVERYDAY !!

What are some good Asian jokes you know?

I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.