Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.

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What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?

Hot dog!'

How do you find an alive baby in a pile of dead babies?

With a pitchfork!

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Why did the Mexican fail English 101?

He wouldn't turn in his essay

What did the pilot who fail flying school did when he went home?

Got high.

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How much does a Polar Bear weigh?

Enough to lower your standards, I'm moonsoutgoonsout

Whats the difference between a USB and the USA?

One has standards.

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What do you call a dog in a submarine?

A subwoofer

Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.

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What do you call a dog subbing for a music teacher?

A subwoofer.

What do you call a crappy joke on /r/Jokes?

sub-standard.