Because he found it to be SUB-standard.
been wondering for years
Me: I have a fake garden rock w/a key inside. Police: They found it Me: They threw it through the window.
He didn't believe in higher powers!
FAIL "Because he doesn't floss" CORRECT!
Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What Me: Your eyes
John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus
A subwoofer.
So he could bring his 'sub' on