Why is it called finding nemo?

been wondering for years

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Why don't you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees?

They're really good at it.

What is the best way to find out if someone is ticklish?

Use your test tickles

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Why do women make such horrible capenters?

Because for years men have telling them that ---------------- is 8 inches long.

Why don't women need to go to college?

Because it doesn't take four years to learn how to make a sandwich.

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What are they doing?

Now I wonder the same thing.

What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.