What does an agnostic ... dyslexic insomniac do at night?

He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.

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What do you call a dog with no hind legs and metal balls?

Sparky

What's the similarity between a dog and a bulldozer?

Neither one is a squirrel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road half way ?

He wanted to lay it on the line !

When do chickens stop laying eggs?

Henopause

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What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

What happens at night in Bangladesh?

It gets Dhaka

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What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

What do you call a square peg that wonders if it could plug a round hole?

Pi-curious.

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What did the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do?

Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.

What does an agnostic ... dyslexic insomniac do at night?

He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.