How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!

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Why did the man cry when he was cutting up onions?

Onions" was his dog... D:

Where do dogs park their cars?

In barkinglots.

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What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party?

Freeze a jolly good fellow

What does a blonde do when her computer freezes?

She puts in in the microwave.

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What do you do if you're drunk and you run into your ex wife?

Reverse to make sure.

Why did Helen Keller stop cleaning her dishes?

She was running out of things to read.

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Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?

A: It's meow-sic to their ears!

How do you make a cat go "meow"?

Take it out of the freezer and run it through a bandsaw.

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How do you make a dog sound like a cat?

You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; "Meoooow".

How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!