How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why do dogs run in circles?

Because it's harder to run in squares.

What did the rapper ask the pet sitter when he got back from vacation?

Where my dogs at?

Freeze Jokes More Freeze Jokes

What does a cow say in the winter?

I'm udderly freezing!

What was Han Solo's reaction to being taken to the carbon-freezing chamber?

He was petrified.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates ... 'run around a lot!'

How do you get a kid to stay low to the ground?

DUCK!" How do you get a kid up and running "GOOSE!"

Meow Jokes More Meow Jokes

How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!

Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, moo?

He was studying foreign languages.

Bandsaw Jokes More Bandsaw Jokes

How do you make a cat go "meow"?

Take it out of the freezer and run it through a bandsaw.

How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!