Why did the man cry when he was cutting up onions?

Onions" was his dog... D:

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake?

Stop crying and viper your nose.

Why didn't the girl cry after learning of her boyfriend's leprosy diagnosis?

She didn't have a shoulder to cry on!

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Wheres my dog gone?

Dead in the trash

What did the dog say to the two trees?

Bark bark.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How many roads must a man walk?

42

How many cops does it take to throw a man down the stairs?

None. He fell.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What did the knife say to the potato?

Now I've got to cut you.

What does Jesus say when someone cuts his call?

Hello.. Hello..? Lama sabachthani?!

D Jokes More D Jokes

Why did Skrillex get fired from the antique shop?

Because he d-d-d-d-dropped the vase. Stupid. I know.

Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

Where do onions wrestle?

Onion rings.

What do you get when you mix pie and onions?

Opinions!