Why did the man cry when he was cutting up onions?

Onions" was his dog... D:

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

How do you make Helen Keller cry?

Turn the stool upside-down

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What has four legs but isn't alive?

The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"

What did the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do?

Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.

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How can the eurologist tell if he is looking at a man or woman?

Well, there is a vast difference.

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

Why did the man cry when he was cutting up onions?

Onions" was his dog... D:

What is the hardest part of cuting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

D Jokes More D Jokes

Why is the letter 'B' commonly regarded as a pervert in the alphabet?

Because he can see the D

How can you make your d bigger?

CAPS LOCK

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.

Why do onions have poor self-image?

Because people cry when they get onions naked.