How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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What separates the men from the boys?

Operation Yewtree.

What do you call a man who can smell the future?

Nostrildamus

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What's the difference between an onion and a woman?

I cry when I cut open an onion

Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella ?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

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How do you get your hair into shape?

You condition it

How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar

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Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

What happens when you find bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

Eclipse Jokes More Eclipse Jokes

How does the Moon get its haircut?

Eclipse it!

How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.