What happens when you find bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

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What happens when you accidently add an extra p to tp?

Banned from

What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool?

What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens

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Why did Elton John have to go to hospital after the Queen concert?

They found traces of Mercury in him.

What is green, sings and can be found in the fridge?

Elvis Parsley

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What do you call a cow that fell in a hole?

A hole-y Cow!

How do cows multiply?

With cowculators!

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What do you call a chicken going to the moon?

Apollo 11

What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

gize.

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What do you call it when George Thorogood farts on a throne?

Air to the bone

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground ?

Because you can't bury them in trees !