What happens when you find bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

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What happened to the guy who cooled himself to -273.15 C?

He was 0K.

What happens if I put a vial in another vial and then in another vial?

It doesn't matter.

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What do you do if you find a black mamba in your toilet?

Wait until he's finished.

What do you find in an alley that has holes in it?

M-my parents " "No! A bowling ball! I'm so sorry..."

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Why did the cow get an award?

For being outstanding in his field. Sorry.

Why don't cows ever have any money?

Because the farmers milk them dry!

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Why can't you have a party on the moon?

There's just no atmosphere

What happens when the Sun and the Moon get together?

They turn out the lights.

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How would you describe a joke about bones?

Humerus.97

How much do all the bones in the human body weigh?

A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out.