Why do dogs bury bones in the ground ?

Because you can't bury them in trees !

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What kind of dog is a person's best friend?

A palmatian!

What do you call a dog in a bun?

A subwoofer.

Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

Why did Blackbeard cross the road?

To indicate where the treasure is buried.

What do pirates say when they find buried treasure?

Thanks for the gold!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the tree do when the bank closed?

It started its own branch

Why did the dog scratch itself against the tree?

Ruff Bark

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

What do women and KFC have in common?

One you are finished with the breast and the thighs, you still have a greasy box to put your bone

What's an archaeologist's favorite verb?

Bone.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Who reached the ground first?

Noone cares.

Why do old people prefer to live in one story houses?

There close to the ground.