Because you can't bury them in trees !
The roof is on fire.
She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".
Bury a blonde.
At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.
It needed a root canal.
I shot him Why did the second kid fall out I stapled them together Why did the third kid fall out Peer pressure
One you are finished with the breast and the thighs, you still have a greasy box to put your bone
He didn't have any *body* to go with But he still really wanted to bone.
Because that would be "grounds" for termination!
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.