Why did the skull not want to go to prom, but still did?

He didn't have any *body* to go with But he still really wanted to bone.

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What does a girl want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy ?

Something you wouldn't want to unwrap !

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What do you say to a naked pig?

I never sausage a body."

What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

What does a skeleton use to carry his bones?

A CART-ilage

What's a dogs favorite TV show?

Bones.

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How many retweets to let me take your sister to prom?

A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"

What does a Redditor do at prom?

He looks for the punchline

Skull Jokes More Skull Jokes

Why did the skull win 1st place in the race?

Because he ran ahead.

Why did the skull not want to go to prom, but still did?

He didn't have any *body* to go with But he still really wanted to bone.