He didn't have any *body* to go with But he still really wanted to bone.
A: Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone thinks that his last lightbulb was much better.
I want my Nickleback....
Because their heads are so close to their bodies!
So that they don't get mistaken for feminists
Somebody threw a bone very far and Hulk yelled "HULK GET IT! HEY WAIT."
Bones.
Slow Dancing.
A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"
Because he ran ahead.
