Why did the skull not want to go to prom, but still did?

He didn't have any *body* to go with But he still really wanted to bone.

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Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

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Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

He had no-BODY to go with.

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What did one archeologist say to the other archeologist when he screwed up?

I've got a bone to pick with you

What do women and KFC have in common?

One you are finished with the breast and the thighs, you still have a greasy box to put your bone

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What do they do at a prom for a school of the mentally disabled?

Slow dance.

Why did the skeleton not attend prom?

He had no body to go with.

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Why did the skull win 1st place in the race?

Because he ran ahead.

Why did the skull not want to go to prom, but still did?

He didn't have any *body* to go with But he still really wanted to bone.