Why did the skull win 1st place in the race?

Because he ran ahead.

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How is November's election like the Alien vs Predator movie?

Whoever wins...we lose.

What does Jerry Jones do after winning the Super Bowl?

Gives the X Box back to grandkids

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Why is it not safe to doze on trains?

Because they run over sleepers.

Why does Mexico never wins any medals at the Olympic Games?

Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.

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How do you get whole race to hate you?

Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)

What's the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon?

The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from .

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What's the difference between falling from the 1st and 10th floor?

Falling from the 1st floor: SPLAT! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Falling from the 10th floor: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! SPLAT!

Who's that?

Darth Vader." "Was he 1 of Jesus disciples " "I dunno, I've only seen the 1st movie."

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Why did the skull not want to go to prom, but still did?

He didn't have any *body* to go with But he still really wanted to bone.

Why did the skull win 1st place in the race?

Because he ran ahead.