Why did the skull win 1st place in the race?

Because he ran ahead.

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What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

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100 meter Daesh

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Which cat won the race?

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You jump from the 1st one.

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Why did the skull win 1st place in the race?

Because he ran ahead.

Why did the skull not want to go to prom, but still did?

He didn't have any *body* to go with But he still really wanted to bone.