Why did the skull win 1st place in the race?

Because he ran ahead.

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Why has /r/jokes won an environmental award?

Everything gets recycled.

Who's winning Went to visit my Granddad. He was watching a basketball game. "What's the score Gramps?

92 to 86." "Who's winning " I asked. "92"

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What'd you do?

PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.

What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)

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What does a Persistent Jedi do when he gets destroyed in a race?

An all day run

What's the difference between the Holocaust and the Boston Marathon Bombing?

The Boston Marathon Bombing ended a race.

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What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

Why did the cops show up at the elementary school?

A 1st grader was resisting a rest.

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Why did the skull not want to go to prom, but still did?

He didn't have any *body* to go with But he still really wanted to bone.

Why did the skull win 1st place in the race?

Because he ran ahead.