What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)

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What do Pink Floyd &amp Dale Earnhart have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

What do Princess Diana, Kurt Cobain, and Pink Floyd all have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

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What are the 2 rules of success?

No1 : Don't tell everything you know.

How do you tell the difference between an X and Y chromosome?

You pull down its genes.

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How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh ?

ten-tickcles.

What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why didn't Ronald McDonald like to go fishing?

Because every time he did, he'd catch a whopper.

What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tuna!

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Why did the Eskimos have to stop partying?

because they ran out of Natural Light

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because he can't run home

Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

What does a fish say when it hits a brick wall?

DAM!!!

What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian?

Dam... I got to get in shape!