DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)
A: Because he can't see through the wall.
A year in prison if there's any justice.
Tell them to take off their hats
I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."
Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.
He said, Because I couldn't stop laughing.
One smells like fish and has a mustache, and the other is a walrus.
Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.
Because they don't have enough sta**moo**na
Yea that
Dam... I got to get in shape!