What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

Why does a farmer look out of his window in the morning?

A: Because he can't see through the wall.

What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

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How to do fit ten popes in a vw bug?

Tell them to take off their hats

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

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What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

Why are you just telling me now?

He said, Because I couldn't stop laughing.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What's the difference between a walrus and a lesbian?

One smells like fish and has a mustache, and the other is a walrus.

Why did the fish cross the ocean?

Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.

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Why don't cows simply run away from their farms?

Because they don't have enough sta**moo**na

Who's about to run this country?

Yea that

Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)

What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian?

Dam... I got to get in shape!