What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

It depends how hard you throw.

Why aren't there any Mexicans in China?

Because the Chinese know how to build a wall.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

Why didn't you tell me you have a small guitar?

Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What goes "Hahahahaha...*thud*"?

Someone laughing their head off

How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish who went to medical school?

A sTurgeon

How did one goldfish get the attention of another goldfish?

He yelled, "A u, fish!"

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call two ants running away?

Antelope!

How do you get a Criminal to stop running?

Play the national anthem

Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

What does a fish say when it hits a brick wall?

DAM!!!

Why was the beaver homeless?

He just couldn't give a dam.