How do you get a Criminal to stop running?

Play the national anthem

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When did you first miss it dear?

Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.

What's the difference between a drunk driver, and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.

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What do you call a British person playing a saxophone?

An Anglo Saxin'

What position does your brother play in the school football team ?

Jay: I think he's one of the drawbacks !

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why do I only ran through campsites?

Because it's past tents

Why isn't the Vice President running for the Democratic Nomination this year?

He's Biden his time.

National Anthem Jokes More National Anthem Jokes

Why does everyone hate 7?

Because 7 kneeled during the National Anthem.

How can the National Anthem be racist if?

The first words are, " Jose can you see "

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What do you call a horse that's a criminal?

A Zebra.

What criminal doesn't take baths?

A dirty crook.