How do you get a Criminal to stop running?

Play the national anthem

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What would a pig name a chain of food stores?

Stop "N Slop Markets"

Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.

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Which four-member rock group doesn't sing or play music?

Mount Rushmore.

What do you call a symphony where everyone plays at the same time instead of taking turns?

An chestra.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What happened to when the coke bottle was ran over by the steam roller?

He was soda pressed.

Why wouldn't the piglet's mother let her read romantic novels?

She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.

National Anthem Jokes More National Anthem Jokes

How did the dyslexic American mathematician sing the first line of his national anthem?

Oh secant, you say "

How do you stop all the protests and riots?

Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down

Criminal Jokes More Criminal Jokes

Why are criminals so good at basketball?

They shoot first and ask questions later.

Why do we keep putting criminals behind bars?

putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to