What happened to when the coke bottle was ran over by the steam roller?

He was soda pressed.

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What happens if you cross a snowman and a vampire?

You get a frostbite.

How many atheist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. It will happen itself.

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Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.

What happened to when the coke bottle was ran over by the steam roller?

He was soda pressed.

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What can run out before you've had a chance to use it?

Slaves.

How many Mexicans does it take to run a computer?

Dos

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Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

What happened to when the coke bottle was ran over by the steam roller?

He was soda pressed.