Why don't biology and physics get on?

They lack chemistry.

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Physics Jokes More Physics Jokes

What's the difference between a degree in Theoretical Physics and a theoretical degree in Physics?

One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.

What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

Chemistry Jokes More Chemistry Jokes

What do you call a difficult problem in chemistry?

A chemystery.

What did phenolphthalein do when he couldn't understand his Chemistry homework?

He just added Acetic Acid until it became clear.

Lack Jokes More Lack Jokes

What do you call a county that lacks a modern telecommunications system?

Technologically backward" What do you call a county that lacks a fully integrated banking system? "Economically underdeveloped." What do you call a country that lacks a well-connected public transportation system? "America"

Why was the dolphin happy and the shark depressed?

The sharks life lacked porpoise.

Biology Jokes More Biology Jokes

What does prison have in common with biology?

Cell culture.

How so you call a member of the finacial staff of the faculty of Biology?

A: A Buy-ologist.