Why don't biology and physics get on?

They lack chemistry.

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Physics Jokes More Physics Jokes

What does the Chinese government call an American with a PhD in physics, math and chemistry?

STUPID AMERICAN!

Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

Chemistry Jokes More Chemistry Jokes

Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.

Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?

There was no chemistry.

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What's the worst part about being black?

Even the name has 'lack' in it

What do you call a god who lacks self-confidence?

An atheist. He doesn't really believe in himself.

Biology Jokes More Biology Jokes

How so you call a member of the finacial staff of the faculty of Biology?

A: A Buy-ologist.

Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.