What do you call a god who lacks self-confidence?

An atheist. He doesn't really believe in himself.

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What did the atheist say when he saw Jesus?

I can't believe this. What did he tell his atheist friend? You won't believe this.

Why don't all Libertarian candidates have dwarfism?

I thought Libertarians believed in small government.

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What do you call an awkward questioner?

I don't KNOW, that's why I **asked** you. God.

What did God say to Jesus?

This lawn ain't gonna mow itself.

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Why aren't any atheists buying a PS4 Pro?

They don't believe in higher power.

Where do atheists donate their money?

Non Prophet Organizations

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Why can't you give bad news to someone on the Moon?

It lacks gravity.

What do you call a county that lacks a modern telecommunications system?

Technologically backward" What do you call a county that lacks a fully integrated banking system? "Economically underdeveloped." What do you call a country that lacks a well-connected public transportation system? "America"