Why don't all Libertarian candidates have dwarfism?

I thought Libertarians believed in small government.

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Why do Gypsy's walk funny?

Because of their Crystal Balls EDIT: I'm not sure if anyone's posted this before my mum's sister emailed her from across the globe.(New Zealand) I laughed so hard I thought I'd put it here. Credit goes to my Mum's sister though.

Why are they rioting in Ferguson?

Because they carefully and objectively reviewed the evidence from the trial and thought a legitimate injustice had been done.

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How many Buddhists does it take to screw a light bulb?

None. They believe that the enlightenment comes from within.

What religion still believes in the Big Bang?

x-post from /r/imgoingtohellforthis Islam

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How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Does it even matter? We're all screwed anyway, man."

How many libertarians?

How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it.

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Why don't all Libertarian candidates have dwarfism?

I thought Libertarians believed in small government.

What do you call a prisoner who's psychic,has dwarfism and escaped the prison?

A small medium at large!

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Why don't all Libertarian candidates have dwarfism?

I thought Libertarians believed in small government.

Why do Republicans favor small government?

To bitter fit in my uterus.