Why don't all Libertarian candidates have dwarfism?

I thought Libertarians believed in small government.

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Why don't all Libertarian candidates have dwarfism?

I thought Libertarians believed in small government.

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Why do Republicans favor small government?

To bitter fit in my uterus.

Why don't all Libertarian candidates have dwarfism?

I thought Libertarians believed in small government.