If it's their lightbulb, none of your damn business.
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Does it even matter? We're all screwed anyway, man."
How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it.
I thought Libertarians believed in small government.
5. 1 to screw in the light bulb, and 4 to remark on how grand the old one was.
None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.
doesn't matter... must not look down..
It doesn't matter, he ain't coming anyways.
Applicant: Sorry I'm late! Interviewer: You're hired!
Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!
Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy
THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.
Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.
They just don't believe in labels.
One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.
Because it would be economically unviable to market a pharmaceutical in such a vastly unpopulated area.
To bitter fit in my uterus.
You don't. The police shoot you.
To get to the otherside!
