What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the paraplegic man cross the road?

He couldn't

Why did the sperm cross the road?

I put on the wrong socks this morning.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What did the lion say to the antelope?

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

What happens when you zip up a lion?

It rars

Cub Jokes More Cub Jokes

What is a world series?

I don't expect you to understand son, you are just a Cub"

What is the difference between a polar bear and the World Series?

One has cubs

Hunt Jokes More Hunt Jokes

Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting?

I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.

What did the predators say before they went hunting?

Let us prey first.

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

Why Mathematics make you a Terrorist?

Because they teach what is the history of Al Gebra.

Why do black people play basketball?

Because it teaches them how to shoot, run and steal.

Zebra Crossing Jokes More Zebra Crossing Jokes

Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this

Why did the bus stop?

Because it saw the zebra crossing.