What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the Chili Pepper cross the road?

To get to the Otherside!

Why did the interrupting cow cross the road?

MOOOOOO!!!!

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

How do lions like their steaks?

RAWR

What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!

Cub Jokes More Cub Jokes

What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series?

They Leave a Trail of Tears

What do you call a bad Cubs game?

Unbearable

Hunt Jokes More Hunt Jokes

Why do only 99.9% of dentists recommend Listerine?

Because the other .1% is too busy out hunting lions

Why pink camo?

Do people hunt barbie jeeps or try to sneak up on pepto bismol

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

Why did they invent the shopping cart?

To teach women to walk on their hind legs.

Why do turkeys always gobble?

Why do turkeys always gobble? They havent been taught good table manners!

Zebra Crossing Jokes More Zebra Crossing Jokes

Why did the bus stop?

Because it saw the zebra crossing.

Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this