What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did religion cross the road?

God is the answer.

Why'd the dog cross the road?

Cause he's a dog.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What do you call a lion with Down's syndrome?

A leotard.

How was school?

4: Trenton said his dad likes to go outside and fight lions - laughs - oh honey - nobody would name their kid Trenton

Cub Jokes More Cub Jokes

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

What's the best thing about being a Cubs fan?

Not being from Detroit.

Hunt Jokes More Hunt Jokes

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

Why are Mexicans good at bow hunting?

Because they hav-an-arrow! :D

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

How many beers did you have while I was gone?

Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.

What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!

Zebra Crossing Jokes More Zebra Crossing Jokes

Why did the bus stop?

Because it saw the zebra crossing.

Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this